Listen to me, for i have much to say.
You are to understand that the pants
i am wearing are assumed to be
my “clean” ones correct?
accusation. For i have NOT washed
these pants since they’ve come
into my possession.
I understand if you are taken
back (as you should be)
This must be quite the blow
to your visual scanning skills
that detect clean pants from
dirty ones.
You don’t have to say anything,
i just wanted you to know…
Michael Pinero, USA