To put myself on the path to ultimate self-love, I should:
Have faith in myself.
Think positively.
Quit being so hard on myself.
Put an end to perfectionism.
Don’t let the past define me.
Relinquish the past.
Stop comparing myself to others.
Be my own best friend.
Follow my passions.
Work on my goals and ideal self.
Develop gratitude by doing good.
Love and respect others.
Be accepting of love.
And most of all I should…
Cherish and be myself.
Cute list, but I’d prefer this shorter, easier-to-follow one:
Sip.
Snort.
Screw.
Repeat until passing out.
Wake up and do it tomorrow night.
Teresa Edmond, USA
The Social Poet 